ZIRCONIC

California Gays - The Gay Version of California Girls by Katy Perry.

I know a place where the commodity is weiner
Warm, wet, and wild — they use lube that’s made of water
Sippin’ adios, layin underneath each other (undone)
The straights break their necks, tryna creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the Golden Coast
Once you party with us you’ll be falling in love. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

California gays, we’re unforgettable
Nike dunks, the bottoms and tops
Thick-ass lips, so hot, we’ll deepthroat testicles
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

California gays, we’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, cocks hard as a rock
WeHo, Castro, Hillcrest, now put your hands up!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Sex on the streets, it takes us years before we settle
We freak in the jeep, Miley Cyrus on the stereo (Oh-oh!)

You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the Golden Coast
Once you party with us you’ll be falling in love. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

California gays, we’re unforgettable
Nike dunks, the bottoms and tops
Thick-ass lips, so hot, we’ll deepthroat testicles
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

California gays, we’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, cocks hard as a rock
WeHo, Castro, Hillcrest, now put your hands up!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Toned, tanned, booty ready
Lube it up cause it’s getting heavy
Wild, wild, West coast, these are the gays I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like he’s the one
Kiss him, touch him, lick his buns (Uh!)

The boy’s a freak, he drives a jeep
The men on the beach
I’m okay, I won’t pay, I love the bay just like I love LA
SD, and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Fag hags, hangin out (all that sass flaming out)
Speedos, bikinis, martinis, big weenies
Just the kings and their lesbo queenies
Hey be my baby (yeah!)
Do you have a DowneLinkie?! (Uh huh!)
I’m all up on you, Cause you representing California

California gays, we’re unforgettable
Nike dunks, the bottoms and tops
Thick-ass lips, so hot, we’ll deepthroat testicles
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

California gays, we’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, cocks hard as a rock
WeHo, Castro, Hillcrest, now put your hands up!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!